nohandzz

My dog will rip you in half like the ears of her enemies

[nohandzz @macc_laurn]

@SoccerGrlProbs

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me choking on my own saliva for no reason.

[nohandzz @macc_laurn]

If you’re the type of person to take a party of 40 out to a restaurant, please know you’re trash

[Senator Jim Banks @SenatorBanks]

Student loan forgiveness undermines one of our military’s greatest recruitment tools at a time of dangerously low enlistments.

[nohandzz @macc_laurn]

@teachthedougie Being from Lake Lanier (Gainesville), I can attest this is not new, unfortunately. Been going on since I was a child lol

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

The energy Taylor Swift fans have for her music, I have for Boar’s Head premium deli meats and cheeses

[ali punk III: 3rd Strike @alipunkagain]

look at this garlic clove

[Me @KirkWrites79]

I. Am. Speechless.

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

A Thread of Hilarious photoshop requests that will make ur day😂

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[nohandzz @macc_laurn]

Can humans collectively agree to stop planning events in the middle of the day on weekends? I have to ask off my whole day just to do something for 3 hours and I can’t be the only one annoyed by this.

[nohandzz @macc_laurn]

@gchapatl I just saw you on tv. I can’t believe I know a celebrity

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I need to lie about my eta by 4 minutes for some reason

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Just to be clear: if I have degrees and am struggling with student debt I should’ve not wasted money on college and gotten a real job, but if I have a blue collar job and am struggling with low wages I should’ve gone to college and gotten a real job.

[nohandzz @macc_laurn]

@desmulan I’ve flown to Colorado and Vegas on frontier and it’s not bad. Def not as good as delta, but honestly nothing terrible for the prices

[A @satanicswifft13]

NOT BETTY WHITE I HATE LIFE

[big phil & lil’s mom energy @corollablunt]

Not lost on me that most service workers could hop in any desk job and do a passable day’s work but most office people could not last a single shift in a restaurant or bar with any real customer volume

[NoPauseTv @NoPauseTv]

😭 Kids got dead on the clown's ahh.. For watever reason 🤣😭
🎥:(ShaynaPhillips/FB)

[nohandzz @macc_laurn]

@savannahds95 No, just has you on edge about what’s gonna happen next. It’s so good