Macy

Sit-down comedian, acts like summer & walks like rain, Libra, 27 @NewhouseSU @newhousemasters #PR

[Macy @macccccccy]

The other day I cut this guy off on the thruway and he stuck his hand out the sunroof just to shake his finger back and forth at me. I think this is more effective than honking your horn or yelling because I’m still thinking about it weeks later. I’m sorry I wronged you, sir.

[Macy @macccccccy]

@drinkpoppi Wild berry hoodie!! 💙🫐

[Macy @macccccccy]

@Kassting I’ll start plotting my strategy now 🥸

[Macy @macccccccy]

@aliciakeys @Verizon @LilBlueberryy

[Macy @macccccccy]

When the latest news says: when you wash your hands you should go up to your ELBOWS

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

I will remember you 24/8.

[Macy @macccccccy]

A dozen red flags?! I love them! #TheBachelor

[Macy @macccccccy]

Jed, u up? #TheBachelor

@BachelorABC

[New York Post @nypost]

‘The Bachelor’ gets musical spinoff series: ‘Listen to Your Heart’ https://t.co/7eiTE4ZmXw

[Macy @macccccccy]

Listen, all I’m saying is if @BachelorABC doesn’t use the hashtag #LoveAtFirstFlight then what’s the point? #TheBachelor

[Macy @macccccccy]

Apple Music users today @Spotify #2019wrapped

[Macy @macccccccy]

@thereal_gilbert @sh6wt I feel seen 😂

[$coop @ScoopTCQ]

Her friends: he’s probably with other girls

Me and the boys:

[Macy @macccccccy]

How I actually thought Hannah and Jed’s conversation was going to go #TheBachelorette

[Macy @macccccccy]

I’d be lying if I said this was an accident @glossier.

[Andrew⚔️ @Apoww99]

@TBLightning Love u but...

[Macy @macccccccy]

@benhylton ”About to go shower”
“Aw, without me?🙈”

[Macy @macccccccy]

When @joejonas is in the Lower East Side and you are also in the Lower East Side.

[Macy @macccccccy]

@Morgan_Evans @DanAndShay Last time I went to see Dan + Shay I tasted too much tequila and would like to redeem myself. What do ya say, @SamWam?

[Macy @macccccccy]

No one:

Me: HAPPY COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE DAY!!!

#TheBachelor #fencejump

[Macy @macccccccy]

@rachelconley97 I am done

[Macy @macccccccy]

@beckynicolellz I’d still love you just the same

[Macy @macccccccy]

Take a shot every time you see someone caption their photo, “Thank u, next #2019” this NYE