Ryan

Ball Watcher

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

ELITE CLOCK MANAGER LAMAR JACKSON

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

Lamar turns so many bad calls into good ones, bad pass protection back into clean throwing platforms, and losing situations into explosive plays

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Israel struggles after facing opponent that isn’t an unarmed 6-year-old.

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

🦆

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

There are a lot of times when a QB slides that a defender is caught in no man's land because they can't defy time and space, but Desman Stephens is standing, shoulders square when Moore is already in his slide. He lowered and went in anyway.

[Erik Skopil @Erik_Skopil]

Sort of unreal that USC's players are celebrating what looks to be a serious head/neck injury to Oregon quarterback Dante Moore. Several minutes have passed and the dap ups continue.

[Paredes2Crawfords #ProLockout2027 @ittruckmonth]

Beating your romantic partner and causing multi-car crashes is fine but God forbid you show solidarity with innocent children dying in war

[britt @beemillz]

ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone

[Wally Rashid @wallyrashid]

He seems so genuine as he looks down and reads the script on the teleprompter that went through a PR team, promoter, Robert Kraft, legal team, shareholders, etc.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
https://t.co/Nv1Ei7xcbR

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Remember you cannot say you want freedom for this kid.

That would be antisemitism and you might hurt the feelings of a billionaire Jews in the USA.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

THAT'S HOW YOU START A SEASON

[Owen Tooelve @owentooelve]

oh boy I can't wait to watch my ducks play today

five mintues later:

[Babe Truth @veryhotsoup]

Brian Kelly when he accepts the Rutgers head coaching job

[In play, fun(s) @TJenksTampa]

First they poisoned the lettuce, and I didn’t speak up because it’s lettuce.

Then they poisoned the fruit, and I didn’t speak up because it’s fruit.

Then they poisoned the jalapeños, and I didn’t speak up pero yo soy gringo.

Then they poisoned the buffalo chicken wings.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

How long after s3x is it acceptable to put on WWE SmackDown

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Jayden Daniels mom finding out how much footlongs are at Subway.

[. @VellBenjiii]

Nomore baddies on Sunday bitch sit down and watch Lamar Jackson

[Mahmoud Khalil | محمود خليل @mahmoudkhalel]

Give it a year. Same faces, Columbia IDs, suddenly screaming "unsafe" & "antisemitism" the second someone chants from the river to the sea on campus.

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Draft Day 2