Being a dad is stressful. This morning Rose and I had to bring Mr. Potato Head breakfast in the living room, had a Doc appointment with her Unicorn (which is Rose daughter) in the closet, and a yelling match with Spongebob. On top of all that it's a tea party at 10. Tf ima wear.
I wanna beat tf outta you, drag you, tie you up and torture your f*ck ass for days for doing this to a baby before I turn you into the officials. Tf is wrong with you bro?!