John McDonald

I'm starving.

[John McDonald @macdaddycomedy]

I met #RickRoss outside the Westin hotel in 2010 wearing a bathrobe. He said "fuck off". Now Everytime his songs come on I skip that shit.

[John McDonald @macdaddycomedy]

I got kicked out of a house party tonight for hitting a black girl technically.

[John McDonald @macdaddycomedy]

Don't know if you #noticed I got a new Prof pic. I'm gonna smoke some #weed now to celebrate accomplishing something.

[John McDonald @macdaddycomedy]

#NewProfilePic #momcall

[John McDonald @macdaddycomedy]

Homemade BBQ chicken #pizza baby. I came so hard after I ate it. Too bad it's gone now. I could… https://t.co/UiZNMde3Vf

[John McDonald @macdaddycomedy]

Just realized why melinneals talk like robots. Cause they grew up thinking keep it under 170 characters. It's happening to m I C ST HLP! N !

[John McDonald @macdaddycomedy]

Hey Twitter just started so here's a few of my fav #'s.
#PiDay #TheReplacement #StellaBlizzard #eyehealthmatters #LeiSev #TheBachelorFinale

[John McDonald @macdaddycomedy]

My rap names Johnsin I'm the new sin in town. Callin you out @hopsin