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I told myself I wasn’t gonna watch Love Island again after last season but now I have FOMO

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I forgot my AirPods at home 🙂 I might as well just call off

[ari @splifersona]

Keep 2 buzzballs in your purse at all times.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Sex and the City’ premiered 28 years ago today.

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Got tickets to The Odyssey who’s jealous?

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Time to wordle!

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McChicken meal deal was there for me when I was at my lowest

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

If you die in wordle you die in real life

[viagra @1800viagra]

sexting on the clock and idgaf

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Anyone else hungover at work right now?

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I don’t remember if I took my lexapro today time to double it

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Why are they so mean to Meg on Family Guy?

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Is in-n-out open on Memorial Day?

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

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@nohelimata Same

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Cabo in 1 month and I’m still a fat fucking chud

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My boyfriend said “how can you know how to shake ass but not cook?” #watdatmean

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The husband and I are going to Pechanga tonight - hopefully I don’t bust 🤑