Mackenzie Delevitt

Hoosier. Retired athlete. “It’s a great day to have a day” - Mac Deli. Parody account

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

THAT'S FOUR IN A ROW 😤

‼️THE WHITE SOX ARE NOW .500‼️

[Mackenzie Delevitt @macdel25]

Morning routine:

1. Cup of Joe (black; no exceptions)
2. Smooth bowel movement
3. Win

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Got to the point in my bracket making where I’ve convinced myself every team sucks and every out come is possible. I hate it here. #march

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@Deweyb1022 Did you rig the seats for the big 12 tournament aswell?

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@FieldYates Thank you for the inclusion of MACtion here Mr. Yates

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@TalkinBaseball_ The irony with this clown show is incredible

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

Indiana, this one’s for you.

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Trojan Horse me onto the kickoff, I swear a helmet will go flying. #FPR

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Wake me up in Lucas oil on December 6th #hoosier

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

“It’s called mid week MACtion. They play on Tuesdays and Wednesdays in November when it’s 20 degrees out with 30 people in attendance. Tonight it’s 0-8 UMass vs 3-6 Akron. It’s the most exciting college football in the country”

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@ChicagoBears Admin would you mind getting Poles out of bed today?

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@JoshPateCFB Some whisper game we got here SECpate

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@JoshPateCFB @VandyFootball @LSUfootball SEC Pate strikes again

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@JoshPateCFB Not one tweet about Indiana, checks out from SEC pate himself. Face the music coward!

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

Never doubted ourselves.

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@KayceSmith Nice illinois pick, Kaycee!

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Give me a helmet and shoulder pads and ship me up to Eugene today. I want in. #hoosiers

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@MiamiDolphins Quick recommendation - instead of giving the ball to your running back who’s best ability is catching swing passes, try out your rookie that has the ability to run between the tackles. Hope this helps!

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The jets signed Justin fields to a 40 million dollar contract this summer and thought they could compete in the national football league. Some jokes write themselves. #dillydilly

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If anybody says football isn’t the great thing to happen to us as a human race, they r extremely mistaken

[UCLA Football @UCLAFootball]

Tamed the Lions 🤭

#4sup