McDoofus

Oh help it's ma mince!

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

Nice guys finish intact.

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 Wordle 911 4/6

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[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 OK - it's a draw today

Wordle 909 5/6

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Or start from 0?

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

Ask something that only the real Chairman Meow would know

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@linziehunter Not the sort of thing you want to obtain second-hand. And for 4 quid too.

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@macdubh

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

"People in codependent relationships tend to neglect themselves while over-prioritizing their partners’ values, needs & dreams. The result? A painful and tangible loss of self."

How to tell if your relationship is codependent (and what to do about it): https://t.co/dpx2zJERaH

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

Outdia, Outdonesia, Benout, Troutidad and Tobago, etc etc

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Foutland

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@supermathskid Do fictional cautionary tales perhaps just give them ideas?

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 Wordle 908 3/6

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[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 Wordle 907 2/6*

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[BELLA CALEDONIA @bellacaledonia]

It's so broken a whole chunk of it has just broken off completely! Thanks to the @Newbritainproject for this graphic

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@shitlondon That's a remarkable $30,000-worth, when you think what the average studio flat costs to buy

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

This is daft. Just because his books are sexy and satanic doesn't mean he is

[Kieran Andrews @KieranPAndrews]

"They’re saying he’s not a suitable candidate because his books are too sexy and satanic."

Unexpected

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 Here's today's though.

Wordle 906 2/6

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[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 Have you been keeping count of your score? Because I don't think I'm going to go back and play all those games

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 Guess we both missed yesterday - it's 123-117 atm.

Wordle 898 5/6

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[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

https://t.co/ydcN7euM4z

When you let me fall
Grew my own wings
Now I'm as tall as the sky

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 123-116

Wordle 896 5/6

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[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 123-116

Wordle 895 3/6*

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[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@Smiff71 123-115

Wordle 894 3/6

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[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

"Anton Vallely was scarfing down a Quarter Pounder at about 2 am Saturday after having a few drinks"

Reminds me of a mate with a hangover being chastised by his mum "I didn't drink too much it was the pie I ate at Parkhead"

[New York Post @nypost]

McDonald’s leaves man ‘sweating and shaking’ after disgusting burger surprise has him ‘vomiting’: ‘Wrecked’ https://t.co/GWU6e3CqfH

[McDoofus @macdubhsith]

@QuirkyRides @GM Quick, Robin - to the Beigemobile!