Macy Boren

She/Her illiterate Astronaut

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

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[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

@walkhomeugly @nalijahdaniels Cartoon Network was 55??

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

@OKPoliticalMeme What’s the charm in building houses crammed together??

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

@SpencerLenox @OKPoliticalMeme Oklahoma Republican fear of California always makes me chuckle! What are they gonna do make you start a natural skin care routine??

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

@MaryBorenSD16 @CSULBEngineers Thanks mom 😂

[Jason Bollinger @Jason_Bollinger]

🚨 IMPORTANT REMINDER: I plan to be on the ballot WITH Congresswoman @VoteKendraOK in November! We’re taking back both of our US Senate seats for the people of Oklahoma! Let’s do this! 👏🏼

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

@karastoltenberg Made that mistake in Long Beach, pretty sure the shirt was thrifted…

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

@nalijahdaniels Pancakes 🥰

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

@jvn I stopped listening after he said minorities are the bullies. It’s backwards and how so many people are choosing to live their lives. What happened to love thy neighbor? It’s love thy neighbor if they don’t challenge or make you uncomfortable.

[FINNEAS @finneas]

Should we bring 4-Town out at Coachella

[Man 🐳 @mannyvizz]

only hot chicks love pickles

[Nicholas Coles, PhD @coles_nicholas_]

A year ago, a non-academic friend listened to a talk I gave. I thought it went great. My friend disagreed.

She said that academics are experts at making interesting stuff boring—and that we should all take a speech class.

So I did. And here are 6 most useful things I learned.

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

Time for the long awaited Face reveal of Okie Memes! Some of you love me, some of you hate me! It’s me! Mary Fallin! Don’t you wish I was still Governor?

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

What should I do for my 21st Bday party?!

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Sha’Carri Richardson: Tests positive for pot (which is not performance enhancing)
•Banned from Olympics

Kamila Valieva: Tests positive for Trimetazidine (which increases blood flow to heart)
•Approved for Olympics

I can’t qwhite put my finger on the difference here🤔

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

The current state of the union:

[Macy Boren @mace_a_million]

@Mythical 10 years ago I was in 5th grade and watched an episode over my older brothers shoulder because he said you guys were funny. Thank you for being there for me in 5th grade to a junior in college 💕💕

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

gorgeous girls say “I’ll just have a little snack” then eat a whole brick of cheese

[g a b y @gabydvj]

one of my worst traits is my core belief that i deserve a little $6 coffee every time i run a mildly unpleasant errand