her 😌

my BIG fat corner 🙂‍↔️

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Once the boomers are out of the workforce, can we finally make the 4-day workweek and 3-day weekend the standard?

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

I wonder how my man can know everything about sports, business and politics but he can’t know why I’m mad

[𖧧 @serenovaes]

trying to make a joke after we just had an argument to see if she still likes me

[lil miss💅 @NdulukaHer_]

Kwa insha nilikuwa strict ajab.Ukikunywa pombe unakufa

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when someone is being passive aggressive but it's ok because I'm abt to be direct

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Chrissy @Chrissy__Dee]

Nobody but God knows when a hair appointment will end.

[Anjana🌤️ @anjecture]

cardinal rule of life : never hookup where you vlookup

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Thrilled to announce I’m not ready to go back to work on Monday:

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Cold calling me on Teams is a hate crime.

[B🇿🇦 @tshepi44_]

Someone named Dean has my name on their list

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

He’s in the final interview. Now reveal there’s an internal candidate.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me acting shocked when my playlist plays bangers back to back as if i didn't create that shit myself

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Yet another early meeting of him blaming everyone when he kept changing the scope of the project

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me listening to my besties 9 minutes voice message and trying to remember all the points I have to respond to

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when the comments are turned off on a video and im forced to have my own opinions

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class