Drew Haney

Gentleman, Scholar, Father, Defender, Friend, Paladin.

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

Steampunk Baby is about to throw the lever. You might want to put your goggles on.

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@Plungerclub @Qumaden I mean, have you tried the Nice brand Orange Slices?

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

It had been a bad day.

That was OK.

He was spread across a multiverse, each branch a different outcome.

He'd just taken one for the team.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

they have to say human because of scrooge mcduck

[Leah Weisman @LeahWeisman]

I need y'all's questions by Friday if you want to ask the Great and Powerful Oz -- I mean Snover -- something!

Because for Teams and PowerShell and many other amazing Microsoft tools, he IS the man behind the curtain and WE WILL be paying attention to him.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

His body was like a temple.

Old and crumbling.

And he had to move slowly within it. Gingerly.

Lest he trigger one of its terrible traps.

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

Haha! This made me laugh out loud.

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman "Is the ocean a sandwich?"

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman "You ever wonder how many calories are in a human body?"

[Larry Hryb, Gamer Emeritus 📱⌨️🖱️🎮 @majornelson]

The Edge browser is now out of preview. Check it out and let us know what you think.

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman Semantic Satiation is my next Flooring company

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman Accurage Against the Machine is my next band.

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman Listen, I don't know if you know this but there are humans lurking outside my walls. Like actual human humans. There's a lot of them between here and Mahraisin

[flinchböt @flinchbot]

Don't do it. Just don't. "Lync and Skype for Business Server Base OS Upgrade Supportability"
https://t.co/c9gpgsbUWF #Skype4B #Lync

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman Just because a hot dog is et at Christmas doesn't mean it is a Christmas movie?

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman is Die Hard a sandwich?

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman And of course there's a corollary: Is a hot dog a Christmas movie?

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@LeahWeisman Perfect. Yuletide Sub is my next band

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@darylhunter @ChyckDrummer It was expensive

[Drew Haney @MaceClef]

@ChyckDrummer @darylhunter I might be buried in water bottles but at least I'm not thirsty.