Jayse ~Parody~

Tattoos. Bikes.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

I ride bikes.

She flies in silks.

Adrenaline junkies in different forms.

@MzClassic_

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

@MzClassic_ *rolls my eyes* Shoo. The quicker I get done, the quicker I can feed you.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

@MzClassic_ *chuckles*

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

@MzClassic_ *smacks her on the ass and winks*

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

@MzClassic_ *grabs her hand and kisses her palm* Thanks Blondie

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

@MzClassic_ *sighs and puts my glasses back on* Give me an hour and then we’ll go eat. Ok? I just need to get a few of the bigger ones settled.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

@MzClassic_ *takes my glasses off and rubs my eyes* If I don’t pay them, we can’t operate tomorrow. I have about another 2 hours at this before I can quit

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

@MzClassic_ Bills don’t pay themselves.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

@MzClassic_ *raises an eyebrow*

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

Wind blowing in my hair, no better therapy outside of ink variety.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

*snorts*

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

*slams my coffee cup down, breaking the handle*

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

Fuck off

[Hades @HadesHustle]

Immortal gods don’t technically keep track of their ages.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

*grumbles*

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

You’re how many millennia old again? And just because I prematurely went gray doesn’t make me old.

[Hades @HadesHustle]

Yep. You’re what? 73?

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

You’re calling /ME/ old? Dude.

[Hades @HadesHustle]

You keep offering but never do. Plus, you’re not my type. Sorry old man.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

Fuck off.

[Hades @HadesHustle]

Hey, you hush. I’ll break it out and look up all the words that are synonymous with grumpy asshole. It will make @MzClassic_ laugh.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

Oh god. He opened a thesaurus.

[Jayse ~Parody~ @macefacejayse]

*sips my coffee as I get ready for a day full of clients*