Special Agent Mace

Mirror Officer, Father, Aussie. Tweets do not represent my employer. Contact if in possession of information on escaped reflections.

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@456Imagi He got out of the car when I stopped to get fuel, just realized I forgot him at the gas station

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On my way to HBO Max’s headquarters to sand some executives #InfinityTrain

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I’m not up to date on new internet lingo—not that I particularly care—but Kassidy explained ‘tone indicators’ to me today, and I think it was a great use of my time. /s /neg

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@sievesievesieve And? Are you indulging her?

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I have to admit, I’m impressed with the soft drink machine in the McDonald’s car. Just watched the sprite quite literally kill a passenger. Melted his insides right out

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@sievesievesieve Did everyone a favor, sanded some of them while you were gone.

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@thabigsokk More like the brightest

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@456Imagi @sievesievesieve Can confirm. People love the hat.

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@456Imagi Simple. I’m better at my job.

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Walked into my office today to find a cold cup of coffee sitting on my desk. What a thoughtful gesture

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@kassidilla_pog A thing like this happens once and the kid never lets it slide

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@kassidilla_pog Why don’t you come re-organize the files you knocked over when you were at the station earlier?

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I’m busy in my office, so I don’t have time for socializing. Sieve’s out in the prime world on patrol, so he’s free to harass—but if there’s any serious business you passengers need to report, come by the station and we’ll have a talk. #infinityview

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@456Imagi @sievesievesieve 👍

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I will never understand prime world celebrity drama. Who are Tom and Nicki

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Blah, blah, something, something, mirror law. #InfinityTrainHBOMax

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Little known fact: pedophiles are unwelcome on the train. I’ve seen plenty of denizens kill them on sight, actually. Quite enjoyable

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@sievesievesieve Hopefully this experience taught you a valuable lesson

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@SlipCracks @MetalMenace_ I got better

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@kassidilla_pog A crime is a crime