Jordan!

I just wanna live at Disney World

[Jordan! @macenjar]

@nofiltergrace Yeah when

[Jordan! @macenjar]

Someone pitch this to cards against humanity

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse ziplining across the stage at the TPUSA half time show

[Jordan! @macenjar]

@nofiltergrace I ended up buying a Hatch alarm clock dupe because morning has been so hard lately

[Jordan! @macenjar]

The closest I’ll ever get to being on the floor at the Eras Tour is this exact moment at the Benz.

[Jordan! @macenjar]

As an only child, I only relate to the bridge of Eldest Daughter and that’s enough for me

[martha ❤️‍🔥 @RockinBlondieTS]

do you guys realize…. you don’t have to relate to EVERY… SINGLE... WORD... on the album to enjoy it????????

[Jordan! @macenjar]

God I’d love to make money being pretty and witty

[Chris Swiftie™ ☁️ @HuffleBoy]

“Showgirl isn’t relatable to me” so you’ve never been in love, pissed at someone who betrayed you or horny? Because those feel pretty universal to me

[Jordan! @macenjar]

Happy birthday to Taylor’s very own Opalite❤️🥹

[hanalia⸆⸉ ia @evermoreguardan]

the clean version of father figure being “can make deals with the devil cause my CHECK’s bigger” might actually be a bigger gag

[Jordan! @macenjar]

I’m at a Tate McRae concert😬

[cait @caitamirrorball]

who else is listening to the life of a showgirl by yourself in bed? #TSTheLifeOfAShowGirl

[Jordan! @macenjar]

This album is so sexy maybe it’s the 2 margaritas but idk I think I’m right.

[Jordan! @macenjar]

@wildestdreams89 How’d you like it? I’m 45% done according to my kindle

[hanna @drunkonthispain]

the eras tour got taylor swift her masters AND her husband that’s crazy

[jasmine @goodgirlfaithhh]

Productivity in America just singlehandedly plummeted because of that one post

[Jordan! @macenjar]

@nofiltergrace I’m so close to leaving work

[Jordan! @macenjar]

@nofiltergrace I waited 67 for the original

[Jordan! @macenjar]

@arianadotgov I hope this goes viral

[Jordan! @macenjar]

“That’s not part of my metrics for my self-worth”. Real.

[Jordan! @macenjar]

This is iconic. @mamriemarbles @nofiltergrace @maddiejavitz

[Jordan! @macenjar]

@nofiltergrace That’s worse than my coworker that left today to go to a funeral and wore her scrubs because her mom told her it was appropriate because she had to go back to work