Macensire

Professional Moron, Eater Of Crayons

[Macensire @macensire]

Working a job where you deal with the general public will quickly teach you that 50% of people should legitimately be sent back to middleschool

[deviled egg @ home @WhoTookQuiche]

I think what I hate the most about customer service is not a SINGLE ONE sees me as an actual fucking person. I had a lady hand me $205 today after saying she wanted to pay $225. I asked her for clarification: "did you say 225 or 205?" And she IMMEDIATELY raises her voice at me.

[lau @guadaarrama]

Si el sexo es tan bueno por qué no se llama the binding of Isaac ???

[Macensire @macensire]

@xsaddestdayx We gotta be careful with that question cause were getting awfully close to finding a freak who’ll tell us they would do it for free

[ibumuc @ibumuc]

What if we kissed under the Jade Light? 😳
#WarframeFanart

[Macensire @macensire]

@gaolsCaptive Yes, you will get your ass beat severely at first

[teox @teox1759]

Mina The Hollower devs said if they don't win Mina will get overpowered in Rivals of Aether 2, Edmund replies saying if Mewgenics doesn't won he'll kill himself

#heartwarming

[Firebirdtho (College, Round 2 Arc) @FirebirdStinky]

It's time

[Macensire @macensire]

More mad at the woman for getting raped than the men for raping this shit is vile no wonder people hate this fucker

[bloom 𖧧 @bloomjpg]

Asmongold says everyone involved in the Cornell 7 case should be jailed including the woman

"She was obviously a sl-t.. I think the men that took advantage of her are probably r-pists as well.. Our culture and society would be better off without all of them."

"Women love projecting their own personal experiences into other people's lives.. There's a huge spectrum between being gang-b-nged by 7 men and you getting drunk with a guy, hooking up and not remembering what happened."

[Macensire @macensire]

@HadesGum There’s enough kinetic energy in that scalp to level a city block

[august @regularaugust]

The whole grocery store Binding of Isaac items now

[Macensire @macensire]

Mitch Mcconnell pulling a last minute spell to have Lindsay Graham die instead of him

[Macensire @macensire]

They're putting something in the water that makes you have to pee

[Macensire @macensire]

@Sweetbuttermil3 Have your mods kill them

[Macensire @macensire]

The IDF would be in the stands picking off the Palestinian players with snipers and then demand the remaining players get yellow cards for calling them out

[Pop Base @PopBase]

FIFA is proposing that the opening match of their upcoming under-15s football festival should be Palestine against Israel. (via The NYT)

(https://t.co/YYTjRRIk9N)

[Macensire @macensire]

Richest man in history and nobody fucking likes him, you know he’s seething about it daily

[Macensire @macensire]

Loads of good memories here, sad to see it go even if it wasn’t always as good as it could have been. Nothing to lose now though they should let shaxx hand his cock out at the tower!

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Read the full blog at https://t.co/1PmLuyR3aD

For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2.

As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.

Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to.

We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all.

We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us.

From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

[Macensire @macensire]

Looking up tips to improve your form during exercise will legit piss you off you’ll deadass have people say “lift with your elbows” with ZERO elaboration

[Macensire @macensire]

The Game Really Is Worth The DMCA Risk (LIVE https://t.co/a3eZ18k3BG)

[Macensire @macensire]

Don't worry red button pushers, the blue button pushers will save you