For starters:
✅ Interstates with two digits traverse the entire country.
✅ Those that end in “0” run East-West.
✅ Those that end in “5” run North-South. https://t.co/byFSOGh2Nx
@lingerie_addict I didn't start wearing makeup until I was married and in my late 20s. It wasn't important before that. When I decided to wear it, it felt like battle armor. I love big red lips and cat eyes. I wear makeup when I need a little extra confidence. I wear it only when I want to.
So, Boy was helping Grandpa fix the toilet. He smacked himself in the face with a wrench, hard. And asked Grandpa "am I bleeding?"
Naw you're good.
"Cool." And went back to helping Grandpa.
My Dada was bitching about his granddaughter being stubborn. Informed him he was the pot and she was the kettle. There was much yelling and eye rolling. Now, it is decided. He is still the pot. I'm the kettle and the kiddos are teacups.
Someone was joking about messing with my girl's fairy garden. Then asked me "would she her me?" I told them I hadn't taught her hexes yet. Then I realized I was ment that.
Now, I need to learn to teach her.
@DifficultMrs She was in the backseat and we were driving. She picked a sherbert push pop. I tired to talk her out of it. She just had to learn this one the hard way.
Took the kiddos to get their hair cut. Then ice cream. Thr girl bitched about hers melting and boy screamed at her to "just eat it faster".
I think I'm a bad mom till I hear my voice come out of his mouth. I might be raising them right.