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I like to trade things, and I rip throats.

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Sports betting has become 2008 type gay

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My yearly tweet to @notthefakeSVP to do a segment on the Isle of Man TT pretty please.

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@NeerajKA -Dan’s Cafe

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The greatest cinematic achievement in history is the timing of Frank the tank pulling the peanuts out of the grocery bag on beat with masters of puppets

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@BarredinDC @DansCafeDC CC: @NeerajKA

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Cryptos need to pump solely on the trading indicator that Peter Schiff’s victory lap is starting to annoy me.

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Hey @NeerajKA, in Georgetown and reserved a scooter for the day. Going to Le dip for 5 dogshit cocktails and a seafood tower then to Cafe Milano to pick up George Santos and Shri Thanedar to lobby @DansCafeDC squirt bottles don’t constitute open containers. Send addy for pickup

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The people responsible for the all-in-one airport faucets should be tried at The Hague for crimes against humanity

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Yo @gainzy222 found you a better shelter

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“Tonight in our bomb shelter we are organising a gay sex party.”

As a straight bloke I disapprove however I do find it extremely funny that the Ayatollahs are losing to this

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Waymo becoming the focal point of ICE protests

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@NeerajKA @DansCafeDC @_GoRevel Live look of Neeraj and I abandoning his family to blackout in admo in 5 weeks

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Hey @NeerajKA I see you’re out partying. Sick. Pretty sure tomorrow is your face slam anniversary so be running it back at @DansCafeDC June 18th-21 to warm the system up for a wedding. Transportation provided by @_GoRevel scooter after 4 squirt bottles per usual. See u there

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You don’t get credit for Mother’s Day if you’re just a dog mom

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Can we talk about how shitty the conclave smokestack is?

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This is my 9/11

https://t.co/sLu7vrTMEf

@NeerajKA

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@RampCapitalLLC @NewsLambert Does this count as a source?

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@NewsLambert Would love to see a historical chart of spreads if you have the data. Seem to be steadily compressing.

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@RampCapitalLLC @NewsLambert I don’t have a chart but spreads were 300bps a year + ago. The trend is steadily compressing.

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@Titsmcgee842487 @morganisawizard Been a whole two weeks but ya

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@morganisawizard It’s a 3 dimensional space with both aircraft moving 100mph+ at 3 dimensional vectors. Imagine trying to see a car running a red light at 180mph while also descending from above. That being said, it should have been avoided / communicated via ATC.

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@scheplick