Machariah

TRIBELESS AND FEARLESS

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@MillicentOmanga Good day Mama Kanairo. Kila siku ushuhuda

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@MillicentOmanga Milly na sisi

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@SomoinaKapeen Wanasema Somoina anapenda ngwati

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@KarungoThangwa HEALTHCARE is in shambles. Nothing can justify his re-election.HAKUNA

[Eric @amerix]

Yesterday,

I wrote about homosexuality in political circles (Legislation, Judiciary and Government.)

Today, closeted homosexuals came out to defend their fetish for scavenging on young men's rectums.

The level of homosexuality in government is bad.

By government I mean, Parliament, Judiciary and Executive.

So bad.

Politicians prey on young men because these young men are desperate for economic and career opportunities.

Also, unlike young women, these young men can't get pregnant, and therefore, there will be no tangible, credible proof to scandalize gay politicians in the event the rectal ordeal goes sour.

The young men are broke and the only thing they have is a smart-phone, witty fingers, untapped potential, academic certificates gathering dust at home and therefore politicians use their proximity to political influence to hoodwink and manipulate these young men.

They sleep with these boys, tear their rectum, and leave them traumatized and in chronic mental anguish.

Why are churches and mosques silent yet they know this uncouth behaviour is going on en masse?

Homosexuality must be condemned strongly by all and sundry.

We must protect our young men from these corrupt degenerates calling themselves leaders.

[Eric @amerix]

If you are observant, you will notice that the medical industry demonizes what nature gave us for FREE, then purports to sell the alternative,

They demonize:

• SUN, then sell you sunscreen.

• SLEEP, then sell you sleeping pills.

• SPRING WATER, then sell you bottled water.

• SALT, then sell you normal saline.

• FASTING, then sell you Ozempic.

• WALKING, then sell you treadmills.

They are in business, and your ignorance is their currency.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

@JoySportsGH MP Issac Adongo apology accepted . See you at Old Trafford soon 🤝😊

[Macharia Barii @bariimacharia]

Yes, Nairobi had five great gikuyu families settled all the way from Eastern sides of Ngara to Westland all the way Dagoretti. Waiyaki family, the Mbugua family that donated Karura forest and was later chased away to create Muthaiga estate and several other families. What many don’t know is that there is witnesses and some of those displaced are still alive. The colonial government created the Maasai ownership myth because anything labeled as belonging to Maasai was extremely easy to grab: the Maasai had no concept of private property. The Maasai occupied areas from upper hill to Tanzania including Nairobi national park. The Kamba occupied the Mombasa road all the way to Machakos. Correct History is important because this forms part of our national heritage.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Michael Carrick was a class act as a player and he can become a great coach as well. Nothing is impossible for this guy. Personally, I’m proud to have played with him by my side as well as with him as a manager on our bench. 🙌🏽👊🏽

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@mbiti_mwondi Kaivane nduguu. Kismart

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@DanielKimorop Affirmed 💯

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@Nyaburinyauma Karen

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@masara_juniour @_Wanyonyi1 Lactogen any day

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Referees abandoning a match three minutes from time inside a fully guarded military barracks because of insecurity

You couldn’t script this. Kenya always delivers.

#FootballKE

[Machariah @Machariah18]

@mcfc_gloryy @Feastables Alexis Sanchez

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

We looked down on carpenters and Tailors but theres actually real money here in this sector. I have seen a 5 seater sofa going for 180k,others going upto a million. I have seen suits going for 80k,others upto 150k. While accountants are getting 25k salary before tax deductions

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Lost Documents
Name: Yahya Mohamed Maalim
The following documents were lost in Eastleigh, Nairobi:
KCSE certificate
KCPE certificate
Leaving certificates for both KCPE and KCSE
Degree certificate (B.Ed. Arts) from Mount Kenya University
Certificate of Good Conduct
KCPE and KCSE result slips
KMTC certificate belonging to Ibrahim Mohamed Maalim
If found, kindly contact 0741 384 431.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

The country will judge doctors at MOH harshly more than it will judge Duale and other politicians in the ministry. Instead of speaking out and calling the madness they see they’ve been turned into flower girls who speak the gospel of SHA wearing overalls and caps regardless of the glaring shortcomings and fraud in the ministry. It’s like they’re chewing everything together with the corrupt at the ministry. They’re the true enemies of healthcare and the people!