Joel O. Machayo

Inspiring others to chase their dreams. Let's build a better future together!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Marco Palestra to Chelsea, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Atalanta to receive package over €55m fee plus sell-on clause, long term deal to Italian talented RWB.

Chelsea hijack Inter move and get new talent for Xabi Alonso.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!

[Joel O. Machayo @machayojoe]

@BinanceAfrica #bitcoinpizzaday

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 BREAKING: NEYMAR JR WILL GO TO THE WORLD CUP.

Called up by Carlo Ancelotti. 💣

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[Harry Kent @ITFCHIBBZ]

I don’t care who they are, whenever English teams play in Europe I want them to win!

So come on Villa, palace and PSG !

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Iran has finally agreed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for 2 weeks as part of a ceasefire.

This has pushed oil prices down sharply, dropping about 13–16% after hitting recent highs

[Joel O. Machayo @machayojoe]

@UTDTrey We are off to wembley

[Victor Wanyama @VictorWanyama]

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Savanna Fibre to introduce new internet packages that will see consumers get double their internet speeds at new prices, effective May 1, 2026:

They include:
— 100 Mbps — Sh2,000
— 250 Mbps — Sh4,500
— 500 Mbps — Sh6,000
— 1 Gbps — Sh10,000

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

There's a Kenyan, a mighty Kenyan 🇰🇪🎶

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya has now officially banned phones without USB Type-C charging ports, effective from March 24, 2026.

The move has created tension and panic in the market overnight, with no transition period, no warning, leaving importers and sellers scrambling

[Joel O. Machayo @machayojoe]

@_onlyscott Marcus Alonso

[Joel O. Machayo @machayojoe]

@KwesiFCB Here at Chelsea we have a full class 🥀

[Joel O. Machayo @machayojoe]

@bamagirl_4_eva 2,4&8 😊

[Joel O. Machayo @machayojoe]

@frank_thegrim The fence

[Joel O. Machayo @machayojoe]

@WelBeast We all saw peps tactics that 2nd half you got outplayed praying for corners that seemed impossible 😅