The most average WHITE actor you don't know has suddenly revealed that his mother breastfed him pages of Nightwing's solo instead of milk and it'd be a dream come true to play whatever's Nightwing civilian name is on the big screen
ned making spidey tracker and having pictures of him all over his wall and peter secretly watching all of his stories and posts and following him around ohhhh #peterned u are going platinum over here
average man is NOT like this you males get cheated on once in middle school and spend the rest of your lives terrorizing everyone you know you go through a minor inconvenience and commit psychological warfare on women you are NOT peter parker you will NEVER be peter parker