Justin Burke

Just an average earth-based humanoid with a dislike for most other earth-based humanoids. You're cool, though.

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

#satan #sipswine

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

Every few months I feel like purging my follows of anything political or quitting Twitter all together. I just get angry and depressed when I come here. I do it...then I'm right back at it months later. Twitter is an abusive, parasitic spouse.

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

.@MetroNorth please consider making the 705 Harlem Line train an 8 car instead of 6. There are people consistently standing in all cars, crowding the aisle and doorways.

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

@SpunkyGirl1381 @superstarhawke I'm glad you made it home safely. Was nice meeting you. Sorry people are reckless dickbags.

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

@RotchyKong gotta watch the first few matches tomorrow but I loved the last 3. Great work @ISDub. I remember when you were a wee little baby. Great stream too! #ISWBALLSOUT #FuckMyJob

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

Tuned into #ISWBALLSOUT a bit late and will be rewatching tomorrow, but I'm glad I tuned in to see this match.

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

@caniscreamyeah But seriously...gonna get it when I get in. Watch the replay later.

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

@caniscreamyeah Prostitution!? How dare you! I am a high class fuckboi, thank you very much!

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

@caniscreamyeah It's in Jersey, about 2 hours from my house via mass transit...and I have to be up at 530 tomorrow, so no.

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

@caniscreamyeah This is logical. #unlimiteddata

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

A Joker with no Batman in sight is actually a pretty good metaphor for 2019.

[Ahmed قَطَنَّش @gatnash]

Peak white liberalism - assuming that everyone got safer, healthier and richer because you did. Large parts of the world became significantly more violent, repressive and cruel in that time period.

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

@Cobra_La @RotchyKong That dude is an engineer, not a linguist. I'm with Mike on this one. Just add a "t" to the end...its gift. #HardG

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

@DoreBurke Love you too my mum!

[Justin Burke @macheteofodin]

Dear World,

Angry white guys are real dipshits, eh?

Signed,
Some White Guy That is Angry at Angry White Guys

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

So sick of the hate. So sick of the body count. And our sorry ass excuse for a leader is out there teasin' violence. If you're still on that man's team you've lost something deep inside yourself. Find it.