The Life of Si

idiosyncratic Class Clown.

[The Life of Si @machin_si]

@Vista_Wife Happy Birthday, 💖💖

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@PayPal PayPal options seem to have disappeared from my Snipfeed site? Is this a known issue?

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@AlistairBarrie All these duty free trampolines rolling across the Channel

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@maianikitina Wasn't me

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@maianikitina It's a mystery to me that eating crisps is allowed, put force feeding them the empty packet whilst aggressively sshing them is not

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@maianikitina It was a big day, get well soon bb ❤🙏❤

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@RachelFairburn Errr that's the pilot Rachel, they are supposed to be sitting there...

[Maia Nikitina @maianikitina]

Stop working and play with me, hooman
#CatsOfTwitter

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Those keys don't go with those cuffs, fail!!

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@MrKehoe79 Not Chris Whitty for god sake

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@maianikitina Ok ok I'll wear the uniform.....

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@maianikitina 😘

[Maia Nikitina @maianikitina]

Staff accepted their fault and offered drinks and food on the house, then after speaking to club mgr suddenly changed their story and claim nothing happened.

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@ezra_gil hey have you got Vegan donuts in today?

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Excuse me while I go and lie down for a few minutes....

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Great cardio workout for the COVID age. Accidentally activate the accessibility functions on your phone, with passcode and facial recognition on. On mine you have to tap and then double tap to activate anything, just to unlock the phone added a furious head bob/tilt

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As I tried to get the facial recognition to work so I could switch the function off. Advanced level get friends, family and work emails to message you at the same time so you can hear the notifications come through but can't access the phone. Not recommended for weak hearts

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Why can't all politicians be Navalny, like Agent Smith but for good.

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@MrKehoe79

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@mikekeenan Take your tree down now mate