Jordon Wiseman

scoop till you poop, but no till you droop.

[Jordon Wiseman @machine_gunnish]

@Big_Lim @DanielJ190492 @PiesTC91 That was hilarious. Hated by the whole of whalsay 😂😂

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@Big_Lim @DanielJ190492 @PiesTC91 I got a yellow cos Clooney shouted fuck sake ref and he was already on a yellow so I said it was me. #BrosBefore2ndYellows

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@MoarJordan Yay tiddies

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@UberFacts What in the fuck

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@Flying_Scotty @ceraldi_carleen If a lonely, big tiddy milf in a dressing gown was answering the door on every call out then I'd probably arrive pretty sharpish too 😂

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

You’ll fucking hate that then 🤣🤣

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@07Grant @King_Clooney What time and I'll make sure I have a rum poured and ready

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@BoxingKingdom14 A few too many big knocks to the head.....

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@_kristofferT She must have seen what I was doing to the TV so did this back.

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@UberFacts Shit the entire bed

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@RitaOra What 29/10 looks like

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@HollyJadePeers I looked at this picture for about 15 minutes, then noticed your new fringe

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This shouldn't be new information for anyone but the @foofighters are fuckin UNREAL!

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@FloydMayweather @ShowtimeBoxing Who got paid too much?

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@emirates turned up at Bangkok airport, no warning our flight was already delayed 2 hours, 5hour wait & no meal vouchers, miss our connecting flight in Dubai by 5minutes, restricted options, opted to fly to Glasgow but can't guarantee covering costs to Edinburgh. #dissapointed

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@katryngordon Looks like you when you r starting to "jam" to gangstas paradise

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@DirtyFootbaIIer Karma. If he had just stood up and played on instead of flailing around on the floor like a bitch he'd b fine.

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@CheskaLeyland I thought u had taste.....! 😂

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Look what u made me do by Taylor Swift is one of the shittest things on the radio

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@Big_Lim In the fridge