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@kyzcralotSxaM @Morry9861 Idk, wouldn't they hire someone competent if that was the case? The guy's gun malfunctioned every shot. What kind of pro assassin goes on a hit without ensuring the most important part of it works reliably. He's lucky he even landed a fatal shot

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Saving this for later https://t.co/LdVIfvt7Kr

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Idk what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will probably be fought with even better weapons

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@binej_yeah "lowkey unironically" so gross

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Going into the fitting room to try on shoes

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90% of the times I've said "don't worry I washed my hands" it was a complete lie

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Hey man, you're gonna want to be standing up when you hear this...

[I work in MERCHANT BANKING SOFTWARE @machinegunate]

@Ascendid_1 My gf told me a story about a rural bar in Missouri she went to called "Poopies" next to a motel 6 and all the bar stools were toilet seats. Couldn't stop laughing

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@EudaimoniaEsq Because guys aren't gay. Also guys don't have friends

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@Bathenkosi77 @HarrisSamaras @NWO_Circus @NATO @IntlCrimCourt You don't understand how NATO works

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@kyzcralotSxaM "you think that's a Schwinn?!"

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@EudaimoniaEsq Why is everyone talking about religion when the most glaring thing about this is how shitty of a painting it is

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@Scearpo Too wordy, super try hard

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@EudaimoniaEsq I only avoid southwest because I have an irrational fear of flying and they have the worst safety record

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@loldefi @FowlClaytoris She's in exdistential bliss

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@jnyboy How the fuck is nobody laughing

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@Aella_Girl I made my bio "I wish I could bomb chick fil as for a living" and it didn't get me anywhere

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@rageflowerrr @kyzcralotSxaM Okay retard

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@kyzcralotSxaM Nah man, "The Island" takes the cake

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@atulio This is an awesome idea. Gonna buzz my silicon valley friends to get their thoughts on this