bryan 🤠

just imagine I wrote the right thing here

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

can't even believe it. i lost again

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

minutes until i'm yet again not selected to win the nobel peace prize. every year it's like this

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@astrologybot_ FUCK.

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

Tech twitter giving off band camp vibes rn

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@CaucasianJames Mad the plans weren’t extended huh

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@percpoop Bro we’re a dumpster fire

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@GameofThrowIns YES?!

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@bbynicole19 @javroar Gotta be ur conscience telling u to take on more & grow

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

Can’t stop thinkin bout her. She shaped like Mrs. incredible

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@sushiontoast_ @_chan20 Wyd wrong

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“How do you know them” bro we go to the same social media

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@bbynicole19 hey

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@raptalksk Gotta fw that

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@bigdaddyvinz Self love doesn’t blow me to wake me up tf

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

@st_vincent Mom’s got the degree bc they’re just pieces of paper, the grammy’s gotta go next to those or they get BOXED

[bryan 🤠 @machineguncelly]

Trying to bond with telemarketers