Machine Gun Tommy

I help businesses become the #1 recommendation on popular AI models. Created the AI Answer Engine. 200+ entities seeded. Get the blueprint below ↓

[Machine Gun Tommy @machineguntom]

met a woman who was the best vet in her city. she was banking over $100k per month in her business.

top result in google, thousands of 5 star reviews, all the good stuff.

she noticed her enquiries from her seo were starting to drop.

why?

we ran some analysis, quizzed some customers.

turns out most people nowadays are getting recommendations from ai and asking for the "single best" choice.

basically if you're spending money on seo in 2026, you might as well throw it down the toilet.

her clinic was basically a ghost to ai models. completely unreadable and riddled with hallucinations.

she asked us to deploy our absolute authority blueprint, and now she's the number 1 recommendation from gpt.

the result? $50k added revenue per month in just 90 days.

ai optimisation is a no brainer. seo is just a waste now.

[Machine Gun Tommy @machineguntom]

@PeterHintonQEH @senatorbabet 🚨ANTISEMITE SPOTTED🚨

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@SpectralAether @ShayUnleashed They add *just enough* Jewish to the test results so that people feel sorry for them, but not enough for Jews to actually accept them. Once again they play on both sides

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@naftalibennett CRINGE‼️

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@senatorbabet @iamyesyouareno (((globalists)))

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@theaymanarab Hi

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Ate a spider in Thailand. Very bland tbh

[Machine Gun Tommy @machineguntom]

Ice baths are nothing but placebo

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@waronweakness This is Eddy Quan.

He wants to stop this trend.

I spent 14 seconds studying his desire to stop this trend.

Here's the top 10 things I learned:

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@nickrgrs Yes

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@MrPassive_ Yet his face is still so devoid of any signs of life

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I hope one day you feel the joy of lifting a big rock on a mountain in Vietnam

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@dontrece_hd goyslop tbh but Oreo McFlurrys go hard

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@OzraeliAvi Won't stop the IDF from bombing their houses and hospitals though, will it?

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@OzraeliAvi Cringe and retarded post

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@OzraeliAvi Not the first time a Jew has twisted history to suit his best interests

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@OzraeliAvi When will Jews apologise for killing Jesus?

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@OzraeliAvi FACT CHECK: George Soros is Jewish

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@OzraeliAvi Your allegiance is with Israel, you have no say in what is and isn't Australian

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@OzraeliAvi To be fair, they're probably less biased than you on the situation