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@SleeperYankees Fuckin not that one!

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@92In82 Fuckin soft serve

Tossed aside like a stuffed animal

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I sweat more taking a dump in the morning than JT Miller does on the ice

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If you think I hate guards, you haven't seen me engage with goaltenders.

I would trade Igor Shesterkin for a signed photo of Teddy Blueger. And I like Igor as far as goalies go!

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@GODJ2 Kids today

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That the AL is dog ass since the Astros dynasty ended is a big element I think people are missing.

"We won 90-whatever games and won the WC round!"

Yeah, we did that practically playing in the minors. Arizona didn't even make the playoffs and would have had home field in the first round in the AL.

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@idkilikewbb The day it's finished will be a hell of a way to celebrate your 85th birthday

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Be serious.

[SleeperYankees @SleeperYankees]

TRUE OR FALSE: Aaron Judge is a better hitter than Derek Jeter ever was.

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@yawnwhatyadoing C. The Yankees

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@megS2385 Our stars were amazing. Kept us in the games. If we had better defense and a little more depth, we're still playing.

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Angel wasn't on the glass like this against us. Jonquel really did as a good a job as you can do.

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@lesbygambino 😭

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Y'all will rank her 8th but put her face on it for clicks

[espnW @espnW]

2️⃣ Diana Taurasi
4️⃣ Cynthia Cooper
8️⃣ Breanna Stewart

Who's No. 1? ESPN's WNBA experts ranked the top 30 players in league history ⬇️ https://t.co/qGBNISGiq2

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You're being summoned by the council for a disciplinary hearing

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@IE_SportsBureau @KentMurphy A massive evolution in pitching mechanics happened.

I grew up in this era and I remember 97 being serious gas at the time. 97 is a slider now.

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@CryptoEl02 Yeah I see it

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Angel is so scary man.

She's so sweet and pleasant in interviews, and during the game she's a fuckin psycho.

I've seen some crazy fuckers in basketball before but I've never seen anybody like Angel who is in full control of the switch.

She has this composed chaos. She's unique.

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@azzissmile

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@Yankeesaregood1 @YankeesFiles They would just pitch around him like they always do. Who's protecting him?

That's why he doesn't hit as well in the playoffs. Nobody is throwing that man a strike in the clutch.

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@Yankeesaregood1 @YankeesFiles With a healthy Judge we still get swept by the Rays