Machinehead

Stewie FC Vice President -- Content Curation Department

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@ShadyLvzLavelle pls

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@ShadyLvzLavelle night shifts

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STEWIE CONTENT

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@ShadowcideXZ It was the timing as I recall 😭

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Ticketmaster: "We're sending you to the New York Liberty app"

New York Liberty app: "You need to sign into Ticketmaster"

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ME: "PAULINE WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT??! DON'T YOU PEOPLE FUCKING PRACTICE???!!"

The entire team of youth basketball girls sitting in front of me:

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I could go with Dream Theater and get about 2/3rds of the way through The Astonishing

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you pick ??

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You know we know who he is right?

[Leo’s Gaming @Leoskingdom8]

If you ever wondered…..

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It's time

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Brondello: Marina Mabrey (adductor) to be re-evaluated in a few weeks.

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@abbieinthevoid The Jays are an entire franchise dedicated to guys who kill the Yankees

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@catpoopburglar @luckyglio She doesn't play any defense.

Like, certainly 3, very much not the D.

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@azzissmile 🤗

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JUSTIN BUZZARD

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

47-year-old pastor Justin Buzzard is joining the San Jose City College Jaguars as a defensive end 🔥

Buzzard's last game was 30 years ago but says his body has been "holding up a lot better than he thought" 💯

(Via @JustinBuzzard, @SJCC_Football)

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@libsenal It would be way easier to just name five teams that didn't

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If the Liberty had lost every game since the "we have to talk about them missing the playoffs" tweet, they would still be 4 games ahead of Portland.

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Jonquel giving the ball body English and Pauline jumping up and down like a school girl

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@azzissmile Scared the fuck out of the entire basketball team of 7-8 year old girls sitting in front of me when this went in

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@StewieMuse I got two technicals on the last one😞

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One of the most exciting games I've ever been to

No regrets on that ridiculous price I paid

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Alexa, play New York New York

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WE ARE SO BACK 👐

LIBERTY WIN 🗽

LIBERTY WIN 🗽

LIBERTY WIN 🗽

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