machinelevine

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

One of these people is 7 years younger than the other. Wanna guess? #wtf

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

@natalie_allison #bachelorette

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” - Edmund Burke

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

@studentactivism But...

“On 16 October 1901, shortly after moving into the White House, Theodore Roosevelt invited his adviser, the African American spokesman Booker T. Washington, to dine with him and his family, and provoked an outpouring of condemnation from southern politicians and press.

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

1920s: Gangsters bootlegged alcohol so that America could party every night away.
2020s: Companies use alcohol to make disinfectants so people can leave their homes without worrying about dying.
#Winning #CoronavirusUSA

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

In a complete twilight zone coincidence the town with the most coronavirus cases per capita in the United States is Corona, Queens. #wtf

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

I miss the days when the biggest health crisis in America was vaping #SundayThoughts

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

100% PERFECT TAX RETURN!
https://t.co/MN1G0NljVk

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

https://t.co/0SuUcqLyrX via @NYTOpinion #TheRealEnemyOfThePeople

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

@geneweingarten Ugh..I meant APPALLING!

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

@geneweingarten As inane and awful as this tweet is I find the most appealing part to be that the president of the United States doesn’t have a clue what the difference is between “then” and “than”.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

TRUMP: “What are we gonna build?”

“A WALL!”

TRUMP: “And who is going to pay for it?”

“Military families in need of housing, disaster victims and people suffering from the opioid epidemic!”

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

People killed by gun last year:

Japan: 10
Sweden: 41
Switzerland: 47
UK: 50
Israel: 105
Australia: 207

Total Population: 246,959,950
Total Guns: 8,804,000
Total Gun Deaths: 460

United States...

Population: 329,093,106
Guns: 393,347,000
Gun Deaths: 39,773

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

School? You mean where they teach you the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....a source of potential danger and conflict. They are testing Rockets (last week) and more, and are coming very close to the edge. There economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran. Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Mike Bloomberg: "The data was very clear ... there is no way an independent can win ... The great likelihood is that an independent would just split the anti-Trump vote and end up re-electing the President. That's a risk I refused to run in 2016 & we can't afford to run it now."

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

Half of California burns to a crisp and not a word out of this fraud. One very cold week in the Midwest and this...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

We elected the dumbest, fattest meanest kid in 5th grade to be our president

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

@chrisstrait Yes but can anyone deny that the whole state of Texas is in GBP’s pocket?

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this on the Senate floor.

[machinelevine @machinelevine]

Leave it to Trump to speak out for hatred against racists on MLK Day.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Looking like Nick Sandman & Covington Catholic students were treated unfairly with early judgements proving out to be false - smeared by media. Not good, but making big comeback! “New footage shows that media was wrong about teen’s encounter with Native American” @TuckerCarlson