the bloody door won’t close

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[the bloody door won’t close @machiraaaa]

All day errday

[The Boy @gufydox]

Fuck you!

[blddymary @prettigum]

being a boyfriend in 2026 is like being a jew

[the bloody door won’t close @machiraaaa]

The Incredibles…peak animation🤌🏾

[Big Sheddy 🦅 @coder_blvck]

nobody is doing 100 days of code again

[the bloody door won’t close @machiraaaa]

https://t.co/fbsEl5nqtC

[the bloody door won’t close @machiraaaa]

Literally watched a Yt video yesterday about Ben Netanyahu. Apparently he is the way he is today because of what happened to his brother during this raid.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Uganda’s military chief has unveiled a statue of Yonatan Netanyahu, who was killed during an Israeli raid to free hostages at Entebbe airport in 1976.

General Muhoozi Kainerugaba, who is the eldest son of the president, called for stronger ties with Israel.

[Zollz @zollz]

Kwa SHA ni FinsPrint, kwa NTSA ni PesaPrint. They don't even try hahah

[Quincygitahi @quincygitahi]

My Senator is a business mogul but illetrate.
My Governor is an enabler but a lawyer.
My Mp is a class two drop out and a goon.
Nakuru East is suffering

[triscuit✧ @bidbogybenz]

Nairobi CBD is an ugly dumpster shit hole
Brooo

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The number of Kenyans who cannot afford a healthy diet has increased by 9.6 million to 44 million over the past eight years, according to the Food and Agriculture Organization

[24hrchampagnediet @xxxackseid]

@Richiemash_ I also thought of this while I'm watching Person of Interest considering AI wasn't prominent like it is now.

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Good morning.

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

Gabriel fires over. CHAMPIONS!

PSG : 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢
ARS : 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴

#PSGARS 1️⃣-1️⃣ I #UCL

[jacob juma @kabetes]

I had a dream last night that William Ruto had a very painful and restless night. He didn't sleep. The agony of serving jail term is real.

[Maya Amolo 💋 @mayaamolo]

And @SakajaJohnson you’re STILL a lil bitch

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

@Israel2252 Yes.

[the bloody door won’t close @machiraaaa]

@CFCles @VishalSid_1 😂😂turns out he didn’t infact go to college

[HIM🖤🍷 @treb_res]

Boss?
Can you explain all these @moneyacademyKE

[🗼 @buneiixc]

Your company could be facing losses and your girl will be in your ear talmabout Malindi

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

1. No. of Kenyans killed in Nanyuki Ebola protests: 3
2. No. of Kenyans killed by Ebola: 0
3. No. of Americans killed by Ebola: 0

Ruto has now killed more Kenyans on Kenyan soil than Ebola has

Dear @USEmbassyKenya, are you happy that your Ebola facility is costing Kenyan lives?