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@Ashlesha534 @TyrantOppressor Those are called street artist

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@KSHTRIYAaa @KantInEastt @dibakardutta_ Lol … Indians are here in UK Canada since ages .. it all started after 2014 when we were given addictive pills of being a vishwaguru those kids in 2014 are now 20+ are spoiling image of india worldwide..
Check any western country footage

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@KantInEastt @dibakardutta_ GenZ are more pathetic.. that vishwa guru feeling has destroyed india

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concedes 200 runs every game
statpads runs at low strike rate in set platforms
fails in pressure situation
did not give single over to Yuzi Chahal in entire game in last match

Show me more overrated Captain than Shreyas Iyer

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Murshidabad, North 24 Parganas aur Bardhaman mein apna task pura karke jaata hua dhurandhar! 🔥

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Pat Cummins will lead SRH against Rajasthan Royals.
Feeling Bad for Ishan Kishan

#SRHvsRR #RRvsSRH

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KL Rahul now has highest men's T20 score by an Indian 152*

Breaking Tilak Varma's record of 151

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Sayali Satghare gets her first test wicket against Australia!

What is she saying?

#INDWvsAUSW

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Abhishek Sharma has been a very very big letdown this World Cup. Don’t recall any batsman going from being an X factor in a format to being so helpless and clueless - peaked too soon perhaps
#INDvsENG

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Bapu thrown England out of India in 1947,
and now in 2026 world cup.
#indvseng

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Bapu is thrown English out of India in 1947,
and now in 2026 world cup.
#indvseng

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Jay Shah to all Zimbabwe players now .

#INDvsZIM #ZimvsInd

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Suryakumar Yadav 50s in WorldCup

51 vs Netherlands, 2022 at Sydney.
61 vs Zimbabwe, 2022 at Melbourne .
50 vs USA, 2024 at New York.
53 vs Afghanistan, 2024 at Bridgetown.
84 vs USA, 2026 at , Mumbai.

Surely a Minnow Basher

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Cricket fans after one good innings be like:
Babar = ZIMBABAR
SKY = USURYA
Bethel today = NEPBETHEL 😂

Form is temporary, nicknames are permanent. Menow bashers working overtime!

#NepvsEng #nepal

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#INDvsUSA

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🚨 BIG BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Ranchi will host one IPL match this season.

That will be last match of MS Dhoni before Retirement.

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Meet Shubman Gill — “never shows up in big games.”
he “ended” Ishan, Jaiswal, Sanju & Ruturaj’s chances… just to choke in crunch moments

Last 25 T20Is:
546 runs | Avg 26 | SR 136.1
50s: 2 (both vs ZIM)

No Zimbabwe, no party 😆

#INDvSA #CricketTwitter

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Poster Boy of Indian cricket Shubman Gill in last 13 T20i innings

20(9), 10(7), 5(8), 47(28), 29(19), 4(3), 12(10), 37*(20), 5(10), 15(12), 46(40), 29(16), 4(2).

Crossed 30 only 3 times

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विराट कोहली अगर तू असली किंग होगा तो ड्रेसिंग रूम में जाते ही गंभीर के मुँह पर थूकेगा..!

#INDvSA

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India hasn't won a single game against captain Temba Bavuma in the tour.
Ever since bumrah called him Bauna he has turned into Devta

#INDvsSA