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Words Straight From The Brain

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Chiefs Kingdom, who wants a signed jersey from our newest cornerback?!?

RT for a chance to win‼️

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

RT to win a signed @Kenneth_Walker9 jersey, hot off the press!

[kcginger @kcginger13]

Raven’s kicker, Tyler Loop, & his fiancée have been receiving death threats after his missed kick. Swifties / Chiefs fans pls donate $13 or $87 to the charity he supports. Its focus is food insecurity in DC
https://t.co/6ZtlF83qvo
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[Chiefs Blitz @ChiefsBlitz]

Josh Simmons #ProBowlVote 

RT to vote for @josh5immons!

[The Kingdom @MahomeSZN]

Patrick Mahomes #ProBowlVote

Each retweet counts as a vote.

[Chiefs Blitz @ChiefsBlitz]

Patrick Mahomes #ProBowlVote 

RT to vote for @PatrickMahomes!

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

RETWEET THIS POST IF YOUR FAVORITE #NFL TEAM WON THEIR GAME THIS WEEK

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

CLASS ACT: #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes donates $1,500 for EVERY TOUCHDOWN he scores.

Mahomes donates the money two kids from under-served communities who did not have the same opportunity as him.

“Thess kids are the ones that train harder than me by 100 times every single day”

[Daily Chiefs @Daily_Chiefs_]

“Hey FBI, you need to look into the Chiefs next 👀”

FBI: “You think they have been throwing games deliberately?”

“No, the opposite!”

FBI: “The opposite?”

“Yep, and the refs have been favoring them for years!”

FBI: “Ok, so we can look into how many penalties are called against them, and how many are called against their opponents”

“They actually already track that, it’s called Penalty Differential”

FBI: “And how much better are the Chiefs in that stat than the rest of the league?”

“Well they are actually the 2nd worst in the league in the last 7 years…”

FBI: “Oh…. Ok”

“But it’s not about how many penalties, it’s about when the penalties are called”

FBI: “ok, like to extend a drive? Does anyone track those penalties?

“Yes they do.”

FBI: “And how far ahead are the Chiefs in that one?”

“Well they are actually ranked 22nd in the NFL during the Dynasty’s run..”

FBI: “Hmm…”

“But forget that, the penalties have directly led to their Super Bowl wins!”

FBI: “Okay, do they track Penalty differential for those SB teams as well?”

“They sure do!”

FBI: “And how do the Chiefs differential compare to other SB winners?”

“Well from 2017-2024, they were the only SB winner with a Negative penalty differential…”

FBI: “So out of 8 SB winners they were the only team to win it with a negative differential once?

“Actually they had a negative differential for all 3 SB wins..”

FBI: “Hmm…”

“But it’s more about the penalties that happen, but never get called”

FBI: “Ok…. And where do the Chiefs rank in that statistic?”

“No one actually tracks it, because it’s too subjective… but I’ve seen a lot of trolls and haters post clips on X.”

FBI: “Sure… (stifles a laugh) we will get right on that! 😂”

[NFL+ @NFLPlus]

Patrick Mahomes passes HOF Peyton Manning for the most wins by a QB age 30-or-younger ✅

@Chiefs | #ChiefsKingdom

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

INSANE: #Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is having another special season…

• 1,800 passing yards
• 14 touchdowns
• Only two interceptions
• 250 rushing yards
• Four rushing touchdowns
• 4 and 3

Never doubt Patrick Mahomes again. One of the three greatest of all time.

[NFL @NFL]

FINAL: @Chiefs shut out their division rivals 😎

[sam @MachoChacho_]

PATRICK MV3

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

“Hey Hunter, we good to record in an hour?”

[The Kingdom @MahomeSZN]

This is a DM I got from a Lions fan about his experience at Arrowhead.

With so much negativity on this app, I thought I’d share it with you all.

This is what it’s all about. #ChiefsKingdom

[sam @MachoChacho_]

i miss technoblade 🐷👑

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

30 looks good on you, @patrickmahomes. Help us wish our QB1 a Happy Birthday 🥳

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

How are you supposed to stop this play if the guards are allowed to beat the snap???

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

I had the Eagles winning today, but it doesn’t change the fact that this is a penalty and still not real football.

[BBQ Chiefs @BBQChiefs]

The refs closed their eyes