M3

sure you’re verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

when married men add/follow you on social media usually 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

when you show a little skin to get your man to go get you starbucks

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when his name pops up on your phone

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when the tarot card reader says he wants you back - even tho he shows he clearly does not want you back

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

me explaining why i’m so incredible and that one boy should love me to my bestie against her will

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

that moment you realize you weren’t special and you were just a placeholder

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

when you remember you’re a dumb bitch and he doesn’t want you

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when he finally sends you “hi”

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when you hear he’s going on vacation so you also plan to go on vacation

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when they finally stop selling juuls

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how my two coworkers look at me after i’ve been up and out all night

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my bestie feeling embarrassed for me when i’ve yet again broke no contact and was left on read

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

when you see him on dating apps but it’s bc you also are on dating apps

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when he finally messages you back and you’re ready to tell him every reason why you need to be together

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

the realization you’re just another girl on his roster

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

when you go on a date in your small town and you see everyone you know

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

me telling my bestie that he followed me back and we’re meant to be again

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

when you’re watching tarot card readings and you get a random message from ~the~ person

[M3 @maciemmaddox]

when you just want to entertain him with your humor and wit but you get left on read

[Deep Fried Twinkie @deepfriedtwinke]

I knew the queen died before the BBC did because the irish blood inside me vibrated like an amber alert