Macie Monroe

Country music and beer makes my heart happy

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

Anybody who tells somebody to kill them selves deserves to burn in hell and die a slow death

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@emilynoellew 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

Fucked up already 2020 my year fo sho

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My 5 year old nephew- “don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!” Lolol alright here we go bringing in 2019

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Girls are so mean

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My dad talking to the cat- “What’s wrong Chuck? What’s going on?......Jesus Christ Charlie I don’t kno what’s the matter with you!” Lmao gets all mad and calls him by his whole name even

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I’m not even mad that the highlight of my weekend was seeing that the ball club pothole got filled in 😄

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

I sure wish I had some leftover cranberry salad and stuffing and buns and wild rice... and pie

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

@torrrriyourbff Lmfao yea maybe next time 😆😆

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

As I was walking out of outpost tonight some guy said “ so when are you expecting?” So I threw Aaron’s beer in his face. Sorry I’m chubby peeps YOLO

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@T_Swift19 It’s seriously the worst!! Lol gonna send my tire off into the ditch one of these days

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There’s this huge pot hole heading towards ball club and I kno it’s there, I kno it’s coming up and I still hit it every single time. Today I dodged it I threw my hands in the air and yelled whoooooa!! YES ! It’s gonna be a good day 🤓

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How does one consume alcohol without blacking out? Asking for myself cuz I black out every fucking time 🙄

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

I let my 5 year old nephew play on my phone, now I have 8 toddler games on here and I can’t stop playing them 🙃

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

My family planned an “end of fall party” on Friday and didn’t invite me because they figured I would be working.. did I mention Friday is my birthday? Lol #feelinthelove

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

Me bitching- I don’t wanna go to work I’ve been up since 730
Gibby- yea I have too
Me- yea but I have to work till 7am BRO
Gibby- well then drink a monster HOE!
Lmao alright alright

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

I asked my brother what I should be for Halloween and he says “Mac your almost 23, I think you should give up on Halloween” 🙄🙄 I’ll still be rippin for Halloween when I’m 87 bro

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

I told my dad I was stopping at the bena bar on my way home and he said “brave woman you are” lolol you right dad you right

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

Too bad I wasn’t born in 1935 instead of 95 cuz only the 80 year old men tell me I’m attractive 🙃

[Macie Monroe @maciemonroe16]

Advice from sista Toddy- “everything is going to happen how is suppose to anyways so you shouldn’t occupy your mind on what’s going to happen next cuz it just takes up space in your mind and there isn’t room for the magic that your suppose to feel..idk just have fun” 🤨😂