Macie Rodriguez

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to 'Make America Healthy Again' have given America:

The worst measles outbreak since 1991
The worst screwworm outbreak in 60 years
The worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in years

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Kinda nuts to watch everything fall apart in exactly the way you'd think based on who is in charge lol

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I simply cannot believe I live in a timeline where journalists helped force the last president out of his reelection campaign for being too old, so the country put an unstable 79 year old who falls asleep constantly in office and none of the same journalists care at all.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

Nobody hated Marjorie Taylor Greene more than the left for 6 years until Trump called her a traitor. Then she needed to hire private security for the first time.
But go ahead and tell us more about the violent radical left.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[ً @prinkasusa]

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Trump is simultaneously making it too expensive to drive and too dangerous to fly. Restricting people’s movement is straight out of the dictator’s playbook. Open your eyes.

[Justin Macmahan @JustinMacmahan]

Imagine how much a woman president would get roasted for talking about interior decorating instead of the war they just kicked off

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

MAGA in 2019: Trump hardly knew Epstein! They only saw each other at social events.

MAGA in 2020: So what if they were good friends? Trump disassociated with him after he found out what Epstein was involved in.

MAGA in 2021: Who cares that Epstein said they were best friends for over a decade? You’re going to believe a pedophile?

MAGA in 2022: Okay, who cares about the dozens of photos of them together? It’s totally normal. They were neighbors in two different states!

MAGA in 2023: He only flew on Epstein’s private jet 13 times. He probably didn’t even know it was his jet!

MAGA in 2024: He will release the files to exonerate himself! Vote for Trump!

MAGA in 2025: We don’t care about the files! Stop bringing them up.

MAGA in 2026: So what if he was accused of rape in the files? We can’t believe anything in the files unless it’s about Democrats.

MAGA in the future: The age of consent should be lowered to 12 anyways!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

I’m a dumb redneck and don’t know anything about politics

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I think MAGA Republicans should have separate bathrooms and locker rooms. I don’t feel comfortable with them around my kids.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think if musicians want to stay out of politics then should also consider shutting the fuck up about Jesus

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Children with measles?

[Jorge Washington @theredhombre]

You cannot argue with MAGA. They demand evidence, then call your sources biased. You provide primary sources, they claim they're doctored. You show them video, they say it's out of context. You give them context, they say you're cherry-picking. This isn't debate. This is a systematic refusal to allow reality to intrude on mythology. You're not arguing facts. You're arguing whether facts exist.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

An uncomfortable reality MAGA does not want to face….

Murder rates per 100,00

ICE: 36.32
Illegal Immigrants: 1.8

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

ICE officer punches you in the face: "Stop resisting!"
They beat you to the ground: "Stop resisting!"
They have you on your knees, repeatedly smashing your face with a pistol. "Stop resisting!"
They shoot you 10 times in the back. "Stop resisting!"
Then they applaud and celebrate.
And 75% of conservatives cheer.
This is where we're at.

[Admiral Mike Franken @FrankenforIowa]

Ten years from now no one will admit voting for Trump in 2024.

[Nisha Patel, MD MS, Dipl of ABOM, CCMS @DrPlantel]

Turns out if you reject science, medicine, and critical thinking, you eventually reject reality too, even when it’s right in front of you. 🤦🏽‍♀️