Sometimes I get butthurt when I come home from NC and I’m bored and nobody wants to hangout with me and all I do is sit in my room all day but then I remember I don’t ever tell anybody I’m home so I guess it’s my own fault
Me in the Midwest: screw this i’m bored
Me anywhere else: we don’t say “excuse me”. We say “ope” which directly translates to “oh excuse me kind sir/lady, I did not mean to bump into you, please accept my apology as I am a fellow midwesterner and meant you no harm”.
This year I’ve realised that things that “aren’t that deep” are actually 6ft deep. Friends not supporting you, not saying happy birthday to you, not making an effort with you or congratulating you on your achievements. All that shit is deep and I’m not having anymore of it.