Maci

dallas tx | a mess

[Maci @macilakey]

Accidentally found Tanner’s secret stash of candy meant for his hospital bag for when I go into labor… guess who no longer has a secret stash of candy

[Maci @macilakey]

third trimester ✨lewks✨

[Maci @macilakey]

If you want proof that the sexual education system in the United States is failing miserably and lose all hope for the future, spend ten minutes on r/amipregnant

[Maci @macilakey]

Hey @PetSmart @PetSmartChariTs you suck. Alliance Town Center location. 8:30 PM, right before close. NO water in the dogs’ bowls, no toys, no staff ANYWHERE. The bottom dog is crying loudly for attention. You are disgusting.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Remember your most unhinged friends during the pandemic?! Well they are BACK as a war correspondent!!

[Maci @macilakey]

Shayne really went into a coke rage the night before his wedding huh 😭 #LoveIsBlind

[Maci @macilakey]

Genuinely asking … are we gonna let Kanye kill someone before we institutionalize him or

[Maci @macilakey]

Shane from #LoveIsBlindseason2 is a nightmare

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

whenever I have a stomach ache and I make mint tea for it I feel like a friendly witch brewing a silly little potion. perhaps I have a tiny frog companion who wears a vest, perhaps not

[jodie @jodieegrace]

the tinder swindler is so wild to me because if any man told me “my enemies are after me I need $25k” I would be like damn that’s crazy, good luck though

[Maci @macilakey]

My mini guides on fitness and weight loss are becoming increasingly more popular, surprisingly in the UK & Canada. That’s kind of exciting. Getting big overseas 😂🤍

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

When We Were Young Festival has added a third date featuring a stacked lineup, which includes headliners Paramore and My Chemical Romance https://t.co/78VyhuteJD

[Maci @macilakey]

When We Were Young Fest expanded to three days and my bf snagged us tickets when presale dropped 🤠 this keeps getting better and better

[Maci @macilakey]

Nothing like contracting a stomach flu at 20 weeks pregnant. I would like to thank my son for kicking me in the stomach repeatedly, every time I get my nausea under control and start to doze off. MVP.

[Maci @macilakey]

I have hit that phase of pregnancy where no matter how much I eat I am never full, calories don’t exist, all I want are Girl Scout cookies, and I cry in between snacks

[Maci @macilakey]

Why is week 19 of pregnancy just me dead lifting and eat hot dogs. I’ve gained 4 pounds in a week and I’m lifting like it.

[Maci @macilakey]

Okay that’s enough Twitter dumping for today. Updates: I’m 18 weeks pregnant, my parosmia is ruining my LIFE, I opened an Etsy store for fit & happy gorls 💅🏼 and I love Chili’s. Bye

[Maci @macilakey]

How am I 16 weeks pregnant on the left and 18 weeks pregnant on the right? Idk man I just work here

[Maci @macilakey]

Here’s some of the fun stuff you can buy from my Etsy store! Fun stickers for your water bottles designed by me and digital mini guides handwritten by me! https://t.co/nNLRwO4SxV

[Maci @macilakey]

Why would I ever go anywhere else while pregnant when my Chili’s order is $30 for two salads, two cajun chicken pastas, a skillet cookie with ice cream, chips and salsa, and a marg for my bf? Like?