𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚒 🌻

just chill out - drink a 7up, eat a moonpie, quit murdering people

[𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚒 🌻 @macimclaughlin]

waterloo panch: were open for 6 more hours but have no queso left sorry
cf panch: i will hand milk the cow just to get you queso

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

cut the cameras I’m crying my eyes out

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i love being up early in the morning but i love being up late doing things. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now...

[aphrodite @alyvivianna]

i’m not a girls girl when it comes to stupid bitches tbh

[staci @stacibombr]

to the person behind me with LED headlights

[𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚒 🌻 @macimclaughlin]

if one more person asks me if I’m okay I’m suddenly not going to be okay

[𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚒 🌻 @macimclaughlin]

if you deliberately slam down your weights in the gym after every single set, you’re the worst kind of person.

[𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚒 🌻 @macimclaughlin]

might just be me, but I love that health and knowledge is such a trend right now. like going to the gym, making smoothies, and then sitting down and reading makes you aesthetic? sign me up

[Daniel @dadogeking]

I am too full of life to be half loved

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

PMSing is crazy because i can literally feel the anger inside me trying to find something to be mad about

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Bank account nice and empty, starting the new year on a clean slate

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

when little miss "i can do it by myself" meets mr "sit down" >>

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

i was not born to wear pants i was born to wear a big shirt and nothing else

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“i can’t wait for the weekend”

me all weekend :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet