Marcio de Oliveira

and yet islamist is. I'm surprised I didn't see feminist or human rights under the terrorist column

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A good example is the best sermon.

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Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!

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You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper.

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12 pack of #coke $6 #crazy hope the money goes to the @olympics

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Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!

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I watched #BourneLegacy Bye Bye #MattDamon Hello good #movie

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how now, brown cow.

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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.

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We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.

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Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

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Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond.

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Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.

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#BreakingNews @lollapalooza suspended #dangerous weather. #evacuation info http://t.co/BuFHx9Db #bummer @OfficialSabbath @ChiliPeppers

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We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

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Most jobs are marginally better than daytime TV.

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A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

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The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive.

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behind the clouds, the sun is shining.

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never place anything bigger in your ear than your elbow.