𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐢 𝐒𝐥𝗼𝐬𝐬

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[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[peace + chemicals @_210128]

Nothing worse than your girl tripping on you for just trying to have a good time

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

55 POINTS

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Eagles: ...............

Frankie Luvu at the goal line:

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries

[🚩Dan Credentials🚩 @CharlemagnumPI]

Me, deciding where to get lunch: Hmm, maybe that place that jacks their prices up at lunch

[pinar @pienar]

i know a Pervert when i see one..

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

the kate middleton drama is hard because i don't care about the royal family or conspiracy theories, however, i do care about being in everyone's business

[trash jones @jzux]

check in with your friends but also don’t forget to check in on your enemies. make sure they’re doing bad

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Arguably the most incriminating photo in the history of photos

[trash jones @jzux]

there should be an opposite of valentine’s day where you post instagram photos of your enemy

[billie @heybillierae]

nectar of immortality