maciu majonajiu 🐢

Dice mi mamá que no soy gilipollas. Soy fan de @lamediainglesa 8-2 jilipichis

[maciu majonajiu 🐢 @maciu22]

Hoy es uno de los dias mas tristes de mi vida, si no el que más. Se ha ido mi gato, al que he amado por 14 largos años. Estoy completamente destrozado y jamas me recuperare de este dolor. Nada va a llenar este vacío, te he amado, te amo y te amare por siempre.
Hasta pronto prenda

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[decimatio en el plantel de River @Rotchenfeller]

Sisi amigo tenes a Neuer, Beckenbauer, Baresi, Zidane, Sócrates, Diego, Messi y Pelé pero tu 4 es el de Egipto en el 90 así que te vas cogidisimo en octavos 0-2 probá dos horitas más

[maciu majonajiu 🐢 @maciu22]

Major, y será el Dumfries ese, pf que pereza macho

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Florentino Perez: "I will announce NAMES this week, before Sunday's elections.

Tomorrow, I will announce my FIRST major signing of the summer." @elespanolcom

[INFUTCamicracks @CamicracksFUT1]

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[maciu majonajiu 🐢 @maciu22]

LEBOSHHHH

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[F2P @Flair2Play]

. @Arsenal

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Atleti vs Barca rivalry just got deeper

[maciu majonajiu 🐢 @maciu22]

Glorioso

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Y para completar el 3x1 nos hemos venido arriba y vamos a tirar la casita por la ventana: el jugador llega cedido por una temporada y a cambio nosotros cedemos a Tom Ford y Smith sin opción de compra. Oferta irrechazable.

[milk @milkinhisbag]

please wait for the pan over to paul it is comedic timing gold

[maciu majonajiu 🐢 @maciu22]

@andresweiss_ Habla dr que el Munich 1860 HA PERDIDOOOOOO CONTRA WÜRZBURGGGGGGG FICK DIE HÜRENSOHNEEEEE

[maciu majonajiu 🐢 @maciu22]

COMO Q MATEO????

[Variety @Variety]

Matthew McConaughey once exiled himself from Hollywood and lived as Mateo in Peru for 22 days without electricity.

“I needed to get my feet on the ground. So I click out. Boom. Go to Peru. I needed to find it, to check the validation. I knew I had it, I just had to go prove it again. But I did question, now that I just got famous, I’ve got all this affiliation for this and that and the other, and I’m trying to decipher which part’s real, which part’s bullsh*t... I needed to meet people who knew me as Mateo. And at the end of 22 days, the tears in their eyes and the tears in my eyes and the hugs we had on the sadness and happiness of saying goodbye were all based off of the man they met named Mateo, who had nothing to do with the celebrity. It reaffirmed my own identity that, ‘Oh, I still got it. This is based on me.’” (via "No Magic Pill" podcast)

https://t.co/HphTZ4aFif

[ant @persistantz]

dunkirk? yeah they did, right in the neck i heard

[WAKASO DE MARICHALAR @VS4_MOSSADEADO]

el 22/dic: ganamos nuestro último partido

el 23/dic: desaparecí

desde entonces, el mossad ha saboteado todos y cada uno de nuestros partidos con un único fin: hacerme salir de la madriguera

pues bien @netanyahu, aquí me tienes: déjanos ganar mañana y te contaré TODO lo que sé

[INFUTCamicracks @CamicracksFUT1]

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[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Jota (club.) @clubmodocarrera]

La noticia más grave del Real Madrid 2014-2024: Asensio se va a perder un partido porque le ha salido un grano

La noticia más leve del Real Madrid ahora: Se murió Mendy