MacKenzie

dropping commas with the precision of knives in a circus act

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I'm a civil engineer by day. But I'm an uncivil engineer at night... I'm disrespectful and I'm impolite

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@joshjaco98 @kyler416 Been saying it for a few years now: Jermaine Dye. Even had ~900 PA of sub-.700 OPS, 75 OPS+ to start. Both tall, lanky, with similar swings.

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@BaseballValues your model is whack

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@TalkinBaseball_ Tatis channeling his inner BJ Upton on that jog

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@MLB Why was the usher scribbling all over the ball? Inscribing it? Why him, lol?

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@dgoold @TheDanGuerrero Why do they continue to use Svanson as a multi-inning reliever when he's primarily been a short reliever in the minors? Is it legitimately because he "wants the ball"? Over 30 pitches, I start cringing with him

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@MLB lol xBA on that thing has to be .600

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@KMOXSports re: the Wainwright/Kile ad ... How can Wainwright be honoring Darryl Kile as his mentor when DK passed away three years before Wainwright was a Cardinal?

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@JohnDenton555 He's playing 3B like Matt Carpenter did when he had a bad back and couldn't bend over

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@noahcamras Not impressive at all lol, Red Sox have already seen the player Tibbs will be, contact concerns and all, and have decided to move him for 2 months of an injury prone back-end starter. Don't be fooled by the pedigree

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@FrankMurtaugh Siani is fine. Pop Warner is another story

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@P_Townnn @_Hornik_ imagine trading 2002's most-hyped Japanese import signing for this guy !

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@MLB @RaysBaseball Have absolutely zero idea why the Cardinals didn't make him hit exclusively righty before trading him

With a .289/.362/.436 career vs. lefties, the Rays don't even have to do any magic here. Just deploying him properly would make him so much more effective

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@Snack_Memories Arby's Bronco Berry is my G Washington

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@dgoold I wonder if DeWitt thought there was an actual chance Mo would be able to trade GG and he wouldn't have to eat that.

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@MLBDeadlineNews @JRFegan best I can do is Ivan Herrera

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@BaseballValues that time has now come

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@JoeBiden Joe ... I can't quite get down with this, my man

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@Cardinals laughing so hard at Edmonds saying this is a ball that needs to be caught

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@MusialFan73 @KareemSSN Before I saw him play I was thinking a Jeff Kent type bat, but now I'm expecting a Shawon Dunston type bat, or — thinking big here — a Brett Boone type bat lol