10/12 - there is a nice winter breeze, and my balls itch. I sharted in my pants a little and there is a turd smear in my britches. Gonna be a good day. #irondick
10/11- My chronic diarrhea still hasn’t subsided and my poor coco cannot take the grotesque stench any longer. My nuts are hanging to my knees. #slobonmycob
10/10 - I’ve pooped twice today, but anyways the storm has arrived. I’m sitting here trembling at these gusts of winds and I’m also eating an orange. #saggyballs
10/9 - back home to my dearest coco. the storm is going to take a toll on her sweet little heart. i will snuggle with her through this hurricane #buttcheese