gerl girl

Cleveland rocks!

[gerl girl @mack_gerl]

i will be fangirling about this night for many days to come

[rico @somethinglovely]

goodmorning

[𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽 @emjospoon]

My sister took her daughter to the skate park and took this photo without reading the graffiti in the back. I CAN’T BREATHE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Jyllissa Harris @jyllissa_harris]

All female student athletes were ~asked~ to come to the game to recognize 50 years of Title IX. We were on the field for maybe 15 seconds then screamed at to get off. If you want to honor female student athletes, then do that, not this.

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

NFL marketing department

[delia @delia_cai]

the working woman's Timmy Chalamet

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i don’t have “plans for the 4th” i’m not a fucking republican

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

What's your favorite song about being a joker, a toker, and a midnight smoker

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40

I sounded an alarm.

1/8

[Ian Aeillo @IanAeillo]

A few years ago I was asked by a car dealership in town to drive a car to a customer in Denver. I would then rent a car and drive home. They’d pay for it all. I had a company credit card. I drop the car off at the customers and walk 7 miles to the rental car place. They say I

[Bella @bellachaosqueen]

The CDC recommends doses and mimosas champagne and cocaine to help get you through

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

A lot of you should try being in the top 1% of listeners to women

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

After being indoors for too long: nothing matters :(
After going on a short walk by the river: nothing matters :)

[Tiffany Ton @tiffanyton]

an interviewer once said they didn't have slack or their work email on their phone because "there's no such thing as a design emergency" and that's the exact moment when i deleted slack and email from my phone

[Liz 🍂 @feverdreamliz]

In celebration of Solar Power, here's some of my favourite @DidLorde tweets from the last year aka. the account owner slowly losing its mind.

[Jason @FerranteJason]

Hey! Just circling back to this