Mackenzie Johnston

I might be mean, I might be fly, but I sure ain't a hoe.

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

I don't care how many deviled eggs you made, I promise it is not enough.

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

I can’t believe that AppleCran Juice was snubbed for “best thing to drink on a flight” award this is DISGUSTING I won’t be watching @LasCulturistas

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

I’m gonna name my daughter: Princess and my dog: Mikalya

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

The worst part of substitute teaching is having to sub :/

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@SophRossss Take melatonin and make sure you are asleep before 10. Then you will train your body to naturally be tired then. It’s easier to get up when you know you’ve had enough sleep.

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

@RobinCCoppock Haha those dumb loser kids aren’t allowed to have ice cream at 9am

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

@pizzahutmama3 @micahroniiiii @piss_staines He made one single pie

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

This is really weird but I lost the powerball :(

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

My grandma has been under the impression that I put a “splash of oatmeal” in my coffee every morning!! :))

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

My dad called me this morning (very excited) to tell me that Amazon prime has tv shows AND movies!!! And to let me know it’s included with my subscription!!

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

@Victori82796933 @AGT @benlapidusmusic Nah it’s about cheese

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

the soft spot on a baby’s head is for the bubble tea straw

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@LordSilverbaq He is saying PARMA for parmasean cheese. and it’s soooooo funny I died

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I wish I could text my cat. Like hey bitch clean up your puke in the hallway. By the way do you know anyone that sells molly

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My favorite thing is to come home after a long days work and share a cucumber with my lizard 💚

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

@sunshinepovs @fox_morg @benlapidusmusic check him out on tik tok as well!!

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

As far as moms go I’d say the top 3 moms are:
1. Kylie Jenner 2. Marmie (Little Women) 3. My mom

[Mackenzie Johnston @mack_johnston_]

I’m a sophomore of my late 20s