mrs nesbitt

all oopsies no daisies

[mrs nesbitt @mackaraena]

This year, I’m going to try and document all of the dogs I get to pet.

Starting off strong with Jupiter - he’s a rescue and works very hard at our linen company :)

[julia @juumelo_]

the rumors are true I am once again hot & drinking spritzes outside

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[turbomander @turbomander]

no disrespect to the hotel staff but i sort of feel like letting your guests check out any time they like but not actually allowing them to leave is just bad policy

[mrs nesbitt @mackaraena]

@megandogbark @SouthwestAir It was so bad. I’d rather just fly frontier 🫩

[mrs nesbitt @mackaraena]

Hi @SouthwestAir - I was willing to give the new roll out a chance, as I’ve been a die-hard SWA fan, it’s still my only credit card to this day. One trip was all it took for the major disappointment to hit. No more points, and the end of my CC coming soon. Please reevaluate.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[Rurouni Aly 🔜MCM 🇬🇧 @Rurouni_Aly]

Me, 0.00% Puerto Rican, watching the Super Bowl today 🇵🇷

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The people who need their own halftime show are the same kind of people who needed their own water fountains.

[Ava @noampomsky]

I live by the Universal Girlfriend Theory which is my theory that everyone wants to be treated like a Girlfriend in the sense they just want to be taken on a fun date they didn’t plan and for you to buy them dinner. this applies to women, men, parents, in laws, grandparents, siblings, Everyone. When in doubt I just buy someone expensive flowers and chocolate and it literally has never failed me as a tactic to surprise and delight. huge life unlock

[c ☆ @tintafey]

did you bring a bang to a bob fight

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i’m just a girl

[Max @maxtmcc]

Suck it up conservatives, the libs are getting football, beer, and now country music in the national divorce

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

This what labubus look like to me

[You’re gay, so I @SASAoyobio]

Rapture happened, if you’re here, you’re bisexual.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you can’t pronounce Acetaminophen, you probably shouldn’t be giving out medical advice related to Acetaminophen.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It ain’t September 21st till you see this on your timeline

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

I cannot think of a more blatant act of treason than a U.S. President openly declaring war on his own people/cities.