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@chrissyteigen 🦾🦾🦾✨

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@brycekingw @DUALIPA this is big, coming from a man who almost got a vasectomy at 19.

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Do other people listen to the same song on repeat their entire car ride? Real question or is my brain broken. And I’m talking same song 45min-1hour on repeat plz take my survey

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Damn after you take a peanut butter break, that first pp butter hit ORGASMIC.

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My doctor told me I have the posture of a cashew. Nuts

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Oh no worries papi axel is here to save the day

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Who knew it was so hard to sell feet pics yeesh I got tary trying to scam me out of 5 dollars and buttswan trying to add emotional support to the menu pffttft fart fart my noggin hurts now

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Saw a hobo with a dior face mask today. Stay safe - stay rich - stay LA

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@brycekingw Brown cows make chocolate milk

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@yougolenko How many for a bowl cut

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@yougolenko How about 7

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Somebody named josh gave my phone number to a local GMC dealer and a cam girl plz help me

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Anyone ever tried pooping without their phone? Low key kind of stressful 😤😤🤫

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@gypsykittxn Update : tik tok has removed patty’s account for gun violence

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Tik tok has removed this video 7 times for gun violence let that sink in for a moment

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@giagabriellaa @dolceandga Big pp energy LOOK OUT VEGANS

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Help there is a DJ in the Whole Foods cafe

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Damn imagine being so nice that u stop to let a bus in

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@Sadieisonfire Fuck that microwave his hot pocket be mad cold in the middle