Mack Dalton

this is where the credits go

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

@lolo_tho I wrote a ten page paper in one night in college and it ruined me because I still got an A so I just…kept doing it

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

@bykevinclark where are you drinking tonight? I’ll join you. It’d be tragic if it weren’t so funny.

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

what can you even say about that game? how do you even approach the locker room?

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

@Ceruti I wish I could say I’m surprised but it was the shakiest 20 point lead in the history of basketball. should’ve just held the ball and tried to run the clock out after halftime

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

something very unsettling about the level of anti rory sentiment. literally everyone in this (Irish!) bar loudly rooting against him.

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

been watching the masters in some bars this week. an interesting phenomenon: when did the Rory hate amongst the bros start?

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

is this like a youtube generation thing?
texting my nephew

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

logging on real quick to say that is the furtherst I've ever seen a baseball be hit

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

not a whole lot gets me to go through the steps of signing back in, but here we are

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

How do we think the president-elect’s upcoming sentencing hearing is going to go?

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

I can’t believe we’re doing this again

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump Get fucked

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

If I turn the game off now, the score stands

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

@b0bby_digital this was so wild. I hope they were there to watch them lose haha

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

Sometimes noise canceling headphones are too noise cancely

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

Put Vandy in the playoff

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

also watching this history illegally bc the game is blacked out is perfect mlb

[MLB @MLB]

6-FOR-6
THREE HOME RUNS
10 RUNS BATTED IN

SHOHEI OHTANI HAVE MERCY 🤯

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

He did it. He really did it. 50/50 club, members: 1

[Mack Dalton @mackdalton]

I don’t hate my job but I hate GOING to my job (I’m late right now)