Mike Johnson

[Suderman @petersuderman]

What I like about this debate is that at the end I'll be 90 minutes closer to death.

[(((Howard Forman))) @thehowie]

News from #Italy is amazing (even accounting for weekend).

3977 in ICU ⬇️⬇️from 3994 (2 days in a row!). 34K tests.
Total hospitalized 32926 ⬇️⬇️ from 33004 (1st drop since start).

Some have criticized my cheerleading. Go ahead & criticize. We need something to cheer about.

[Mike Johnson @mackeljohnson]

@DanyAllstar15 @lisleeee

[Mike Johnson @mackeljohnson]

Some toddler just dabbed on me at winners.... what is life

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

‘An eye for an eye,
A tooth for a tooth’

Probably my worst idea for a business

[Mike Johnson @mackeljohnson]

Check out innerpsycho https://t.co/jUNpRbsFuo

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Just in case she is feeling irreplaceable

https://t.co/AW5keulscI

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

You only live once...

[Mike Johnson @mackeljohnson]

If tomorrow wasn't promised, what would you give for today

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Breaking news:

When you die that's it!

Will keep you updated as we hear more

[Mike Johnson @mackeljohnson]

If I miss work tomorrow, I blame SCREAM #netflix #addicted