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Serving the greater Laniakea area

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Gonna make a thread of my favorite quotes from My Dinner with Andre

https://t.co/sBBrGqdxyR

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@petercoffin I lack the words to explain how important this clip is to me

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@AutiLeven @semispeaking

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@AutiLeven @semispeaking And the knowing look and nod

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@rosiemay_r @SNeurotypicals First, hard agree; this account makes the nonsense just a little more bearable

Second, twitter marked your reply to yourself as potentially offensive, which is very funny to me. Like it thought you're harrassing yourself

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@PaNdArAlE @JnxOuaquaga @SNeurotypicals If it's not about you, then it's not about you

[November @postoctobrist]

LAURENCE FISHBURNE: im the king of all of the rats. every hobo works for me. i’m hobo god. I run hobo new york. now you come to me for hobo favours
JOHN WICK: [nods]
LAURENCE FISHBURNE: [laughs uproariously]

[Astonishing Communists! @tankmctankytank]

@bimbomarxist

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@merrittk My favorite story about Willem Dafoe's dick:

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@disco_socialist

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@reaperharvest @JamesSACorey @TethysNoodler Ipso facto cogito es sic iubeo

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@neuralculture *capitalism's fault

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@neuralculture We're gonna have the more extreme half at a time when ocean levels will already be more extreme because of climate change. Making the already impending disasters even worse

No one serious is entirely blaming the moon. It's still humanity's fault

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@nuggutron @neuralculture Seriously I'm so confused what part of this people think is bullshit

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@nuggutron @neuralculture That's not what people are saying. Even that Fox news thing you quote-tweeted said it's the combination of the two. The moon has always done this, but rising sea levels will make it disastrous

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@SNeurotypicals And so much of it seems to me like they're trying really hard to other us so they don't have to consider that maybe they've just been masking for decades

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@disco_socialist

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@JamesSACorey @TethysNoodler (vis-a-vis the malicious and disagreeable implementation of rhetoric, of course)

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@JamesSACorey @TethysNoodler Concordantly, the ignominious nature of the argument is as phallacious as it is incongruent with the ad melioric nature of our shared transubstantive intentions