Mackenzie Humphrey

she/her | cat momma

[Mackenzie Humphrey @mackenziehum_]

@Pablo_The_Bean Teachers do so much more than that. They are expected to go to meetings, fill out paper work, differentiate instruction, etc. Many of them have to spend their own money on supplies because there isn’t enough funding. Teachers work SO hard for OUR benefit, show some respect.

[ry @literyture]

When people tell me that they want to get back into reading but can’t seem to find THAT BOOK, I have some go-to recs based on what made them love reading in the first place

— here are 56 of them 🧵

[Kwan Ann Tan | 陈冠安 @KwanAnnTan]

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Conservatives on Reddit can't figure out why the GOP voted against contraception

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

OK, so not only do Republicans want to institute a federal ban on abortion, but today 195 of them voted against codifying the right to contraception.

Only 8 voted yes. (Every Dem was a yes).

This was not a “gotcha” bill with a bunch of stuff btw. It was pretty straightforward.

[lúthien @mavsbane]

hey [with intention of forcing you to watch lord of the rings]

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[Annette Taddeo @Annette_Taddeo]

I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

golden
adjective

1. bright, metallic, or lustrous like gold.
2. full of happiness, prosperity, or vigor.
3. highly talented and favored; destined for success.
4. Betty White.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

gotta say this is the sundayest saturday I’ve experienced in a minute

[papke @keelpapke]

photos that feel like paintings

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

at the age where if I’m going to be drinking I need to eat a highly specific meal beforehand otherwise I will not see the light of day

[J Easley, PhD @DrJ_Easley]

Can someone explain to me why Daycares are so expensive, but daycare workers are so underpaid? What am I missing?

[Nea "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

People who read books regularly act like it hits different than other mediums and as someone who just started reading books regularly again for the first time in years yeah it kinda does they are right

[jules @webshootrs]

4 years ago today tom holland’s legendary lip sync battle aired for the first time. i’ll leave this here.

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

without yahoo answers how else will i know am i pregant? am i pragnent? am i pargant? am i gregnant? am i pegnate?? help!? is there a possibly that i’m pegrent? am i pregegnant or am i okay? could i be preg

[✨🦋🇩‌ 🇷‌ 🇮‌🦋✨ @Driannaaaa]

Maternity leave should be at LEAST a year long. PAID maternity leave. Can’t convince me otherwise. That would drastically improve the mental, emotional, & physical health of parents.